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Since Oct 1, 1999
Let me begin by saying that this site is meant to be comical. Maybe I've succeeded, maybe I haven't, and maybe I'm just another moron who's lucky to have lived this long without winning my very own Darwin Award. If this site offends you in any way, then let me be the first to tell you that you're a moron. Please go away.
I have long believed that people, generally speaking, are morons. In fact, I am fairly certain that most of the morons were put here specifically to annoy me and the other members of the ever-shrinking non-moron population. I fully realize that not everyone who reads this page (some of which may even be morons themselves) will agree with my analogy, so I have taken the liberty of putting together this collection of stories and tidbits I have come across to help to prove my hypothesis. I hope you will find as many chuckles reading this site as I have had going over the material before presenting it here.
If you have anything you feel should be added to this collection of supporting data, feel free to submit it to firstname.lastname@example.org. Please include a reference to the original source of the information when known. After all, only a moron would try to take credit for someone else's work, and you know you don't wanna end up on that list.
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